Bad Joke

Why is a good book like a healthy dog?
You can’t put it down!

Money

They told me to put my money where my mouth is, but I think that's how this guy I know got meningitis.

Psychic

A psychic once stared into her crystal ball and told me she sees a man who wears a mask of confidence, hiding the scared little boy who quivers beneath it. Now I wish I'd never gone to that psychic because I'm always watching my back for the scary masked man.

Ping Pong

It's a good thing someone invented table tennis. Before then I bet the world was just wondering what the hell to do with all those ping pong balls.

Valid Argument

1. Superman doesn’t tell anybody he is Superman.
2. I don’t tell anybody I am Superman.
Therefore,
3. I am Superman.