"Sir, I deserve this raise," I said to my boss. "If you look up 'diligent worker' in the dictionary, you'll find my picture,"
"Yeah, I've been meaning to tell you to stop messing around with my bookshelf," Mr. Gianelli said. "There's glue all over it now."
Damn. I guess he wasn't going to appreciate seeing his picture when he next looked up 'role model'.
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